i’m really tired of freaking out over money and school and stuff and i’m tired of being sad and i’m tired of looking and feeling like a little girl and sometimes i just wish a car would hit me on the way home so i don’t have to deal with anything anymore
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woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
(Source: sadhag, via moodythegreat)
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
(Source: growlithed, via kropotkinsbeard)
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
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